In a world where I am rich and have no cares, I am wafting my tickets to The Secret Garden Party around to bat off the flying pigs.

Here’s some of the wonderlust you might, if you’re a mug like me, be missing:

Oh HI there Asteroids Galaxy Tour… Yes boys, I know.

Soko, je t’aime.

Those Dancing Days. I’m always tempted to sing the name of this band, á la Morrissey: “This Charming Man”. You should try it, it’s fun.

Other things you should try include:
-Spotifying the ass off these bands
-Rock climbing
-Making paella
-Sending a postcard to your Grandma
-Sewing sequins on all your clothing (heavily recommended)
-Buying me a ticket to Secret Garden Party
-If we’re on it, buying me some of those YSL cage boots and a sparkly thing to sing into

Peace and other nice things x