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Are you drunk? Are you sober? Think about it – it doesn’t matter

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So here it is. Madge’s latest groin-thrusting video, featuring, among other things:
-Madge’s crotch
-Thigh-high boots (sickeningly cool)
-A slutty dancing – slick dancing combo
-Jesus her bloke (Madonna, Jesus and…
-Child. Doing backbends.)
-FIT studded mini
-That sequin Nike jacket that Tim wants

I’ve listened to it enough times now to happily announce: THIS IS A CHOON. And initial cringey feelings towards Madonna’s “Fifty And Gyrating: Class in How To Look Like A Drunk 17-Year-Old, Thirty Years On” – should really be shunned – it’s just Madonna being Madonna. She’s a grade-A premium shocker show off. It’s kinda cool.

Meanwhile, in the studio, Tim & I are working hard on the NEEWWW ALBUM (yay) and singing our hearts out. Laying some vocals down next week and will hopefully get some sneaky previews up for your ears.

And finally. IT’S MINE BIRFDAY on Tuuuueesssdayyyyyy. Come and party with me next weekend.

Peas xo